#She has no one to hold her anymore..
This is Chaos Magic, Wanda. And that makes you the Scarlet Witch
funniest april fools prank ive EVER done…………..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, “honey is there anything in this?”. she laughs, looks evasive, and says “noooo…….”. you’re a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says “APRIL FOOLS!!!”. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say “honey i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriously–” and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him
can we appreciate that OP’s dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughter’s joke would land?
yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him
ben wyatt and leslie knope really had the fucking audacity to say i love you and i like you like???? not only are they in love BUT they genuinely like being around each other they are BEST FRIENDS in LOVE who support each other and have a life outside the other mike schur fucking PEAKED with these two
This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.
What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand
That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2
You have to show a movie at a party. It’s a Hollywood law.
Singin’ in the Rain (1952) dir. Gene Kelly & Stanley Donen
haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
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driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
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[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]
Hufflepuff, daughter of Apollo, yellow, music / self made / requested by @you-were-my-stars
ultimately i think kindness is the most radical thing you can do with your pain and your anger. it’s like, you take everything awful that’s ever been done to you, and you throw it back in the world’s teeth, and you say no, fuck you, i’m not going to take this. you say this is unacceptable. you say that shit stops with me.
humans are fucking terrible and this awful world we live in will fucking kill you but if you are kind, if you are brave and clever and try really hard, you can defy it. you can impose on this bleak and monstrous structure something beautiful. even if it’s temporary. even if it doesn’t heal anything inside you that’s been hurt.
i’m gonna sleep and i’m gonna wake up and i swear by everything in this deadly horrible universe i’m gonna make someone happy.
i’ve seen a number of comments and tags where people feel that they must swallow or repress their anger in order to engage in kindness. that is not at all what i am recommending here. radical kindness is an expression of anger. it is not passive. it is not repressive. it does not require you, in any way, to forgive those that have fucked you up. it does not require you to be quiet.
it just requires that you be kind. viciously. vengefully. you fight back. you plant flowers. give to charity. play games. pet someone’s dog. scream into the dark. paint and write and dance, tell jokes, sing songs, bake cookies. you have been hurt and you don’t have to deny that hurt. you just have to recognize it in other people, and take their hand, and say: no more. enough. fuck this. no more.
have a cookie.
i will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. to be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that i can imagine.
i will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. to be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that i can imagine.
Best scenes of Endgame:
- Steve opening his Compass™
- Steve calling Peggy the “Love of His Life™”
- Steve vs. Steve™
- Steve staring at Peggy™ through a window
- Steve being Worthy™
- Old™ Steve
- Steve Dancing™ with Peggy
- Steve™
“I almost died, once, while on a wacky adventure with my grandpa.”
“No way! Me too!”