7 billion people experienced this day in a different way
if we were to combine every single day experienced by humanity today and arranged them back to back in a linear arrangement it would take over 19 million years to watch the whole of it. the collective memory of all of us, over one day, is longer than our entire existence as homo sapiens
funniest april fools prank ive EVER done…………..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, “honey is there anything in this?”. she laughs, looks evasive, and says “noooo…….”. you’re a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says “APRIL FOOLS!!!”. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say “honey i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriously–” and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him
can we appreciate that OP’s dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughter’s joke would land?
yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him
ben wyatt and leslie knope really had the fucking audacity to say i love you and i like you like???? not only are they in love BUT they genuinely like being around each other they are BEST FRIENDS in LOVE who support each other and have a life outside the other mike schur fucking PEAKED with these two
This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.
What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand
That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2
You have to show a movie at a party. It’s a Hollywood law.
Singin’ in the Rain (1952) dir. Gene Kelly & Stanley Donen
haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
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driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
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[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]
